LISTEN UP!
As of Sunday, I have taken
over your Blog.
IF you ever want to use it
again you will send me 1,000,000 Pounds of fresh (Peeled)
shrimp in vacuum-sealed, UNMARKED
bags.
My demands are NOT
NEGOTIONABLE. IF you tell anyone, (Especially
not my Boat-Mate Stormy) or
Refuse, to HONOR my simple request, you - Richard Stephens - will never blog
again.
While I await your timely
response, I will be blogging my own personal thoughts, PASSIONS, and rantings.
I can guarantee it will be better than the dribble you usually spew - except
when it’s
about me or Pirate Tales of Course.
Sincerely yours
Salty Tails
PS, in addition, to the Fresh
shrimp, Please send me a tub of your fantastic chicken salad. That Jerk of a
dog Cuervo just ate the last one you sent me. I hope it makes him sick.
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