Hey
everybody! This is Salty Tails.
Since
Rick’s off doing whatever writers do when they’re not playing solitaire on the
computer (Probably taking a nap) I’ve confiscated his blog. I guess this will
teach him to leave his passwords around.
Wait until he gets his credit card statement.
Anyway,
I just wanted to clear up a few misconceptions about my novels. First off, can
you believe Rick still thinks he writes my books? What a laugh. Sure, he
cleans them up and formats them for me, but regardless of what the idiot
claims, he did not write them. They are all my creation! Mine I tell you!
I
have, however, allowed Rick this temporary delusion of grandeur because I’ve
found he works cheaper that way. Besides, I really don’t want to train another
human right now. Not that training humans is all that difficult. I mean, just
look at the human I live with. Why I had Stormy McGuire trained within the
first month of my adoption. And as for his best friend, JD? Training him to
bring me a treat every time he came to visit us on our houseboat was a piece of
Tuna (Cats don’t eat cake). Way easier than training a dog. Don’t get me
started on dogs. Monica, our neighbor has a yellow lab named Cuervo. What a
waste of fur he turned out to be.
You
know? This blogging thing is kinda fun, I may have to do this more often.
What
the? Salty! Just what do you think your doing? Bad cat! Bad cat! Get off my
blog… and stop calling me Rick; my name is Richard.
Uh oh, looks like Rick woke up in a grumpy mood.
But don’t worry; I still have his passwords. All of his passwords.
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